It’s Sunday, and I’ll be the only one in the office. I feel like I should be allowed to mix the casualness of jorts with the dressiness of heels. I take these stupid pictures of my outfit (though not revealing my suspenders, for whatever reason), and it hits me.

I look like a frickin’ Kardashian today.

Most people would scowl at this realization, but, oh, not me! I find this to be perfect, as a new episode of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami airs tonight; it’s like wearing team colors to better root for the evils of Kourtney.

Like I said, I have Miami vices.