Being a twenty-something, American female, I sometimes like to partake in a very specific ritual any time I receive an online shopping order. Today, with thanks to Photobooth, you will have to endure this pastime. 

 
 
 

Why, yes. This is me trying on a beige romper with three different sets of…leg accessories. I’m thinking I may have to invest in some cognac or chocolate colored knee socks if I want to go that route with this. Sans socks altogether is a great idea for when I’m enjoying fall weather way down south in Alabama…but something will have to keep my goosebumps in line during the five days I’ll be in New York. Of course, I’ll have to take in the top of that romper before that trip. Thanks, boobs, for never growing.





Uh-oh. Put a giant flower in a girl’s hair, and she immediately thinks she’s some sort of Spanish ballerina. Aside from that, I’m really diggin’ this navy blue cotton and lace dress with flutter sleeves. It looked a bit more youthful than I wanted to go on the website, but I have zero regrets about this purchase. And that yellow flower clip from Anthropologie was an amazing gift, so thanks, Niks.

 
 


Well, there you have it. I’ve gone over the deep-end and now am convinced that I’m a flamenco-Laura Ingalls-ballerina, and nobody can stop me. Honestly, I hated this dress when I got it. The frills were too frilly. The pink was too pink. The whole thing was very blah. I think after I put the 1990s belt, grey knee socks, and brown riding boots, I felt a little better — but not convinced. The dancing session…that’s what did it for me. Dress, the way you look when I dance made me keep you. So always be FUNctional for me, k?